Wicked Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Line
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You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer.
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Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine .
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Lets play house, you be the screandoor and I'll bang you all night long.
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What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.
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You ain't the hottest guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
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You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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Are we related? Do you want to be?
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I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
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Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
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If you were a buger I would pick you first.
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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
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Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
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There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
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I wonder what our children will look like.
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How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
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Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
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Would you like to see me naked ?
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What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
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Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.
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Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
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Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
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Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
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How are you this evening? I was standing over there and couldn't help but notice you were staring at my butt."  jeanjunior's comment about "Wicked Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Line"
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Bnetonprr's comment about "Wicked Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Line" The Romantic One Hi this is Bamour and I,m taking this opportunity to tell you a little about me.However, I,am a very romantic person who knows how to treat my princess or lady,as a lot of ladys have been exposed,there are many scenario where I see guys are making so much fools out of themselve which I think of myself there must be a better way to initiate a positive conversation with someone that could be a girl friend or a wife therefore, I went ahead and consulted with my older brother about how to talk to a lady,well, tha,s all I had to ask him,ther, it took his time to teach me as I was learning, gradualy I got better and better, and today it pays off,as we are continuing, I want to tell you that I,am a type that likes to bring flowers to my lady, sing romantic songs for her wine and dine her and make that she is alright.Yet, the last time I was with someone, it was really beautiful, unfortunately things couldn,t work due to a negative factor which cause us to separeate,abd the reason was she had to go back home for emmergency.So, it was good while it last, then again I should be able to let you know a few things, these are things that you might had a chance to experience or not,yet not to bragg I don,t like to cheat and I don,t deal with cheaters, that the reason why I mention one man woman.So, what do you think do I hit home so far if not send your feedbacks we can always dialoguing about it,and yes I,am a liberated guy, is that a guy you always wanted to be with if not I,am really sorry but guess what, I have an open option just for you,how about that!later beautiful I,ll talk to you when you send me back your lines,ciao - hey!Guys this message is for the ladys,is that ok? thanks!
Bnetonprr's comment about "Wicked Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Line" The Romantic One Hi this is Bamour and I,m taking this opportunity to tell you a little about me.However, I,am a very romantic person who knows how to treat my princess or lady,as a lot of ladys have been exposed,there are many scenario where I see guys are making so much fools out of themselve which I think of myself there must be a better way to initiate a positive conversation with someone that could be a girl friend or a wife therefore, I went ahead and consulted with my older brother about how to talk to a lady,well, tha,s all I had to ask him,ther, it took his time to teach me as I was learning, gradualy I got better and better, and today it pays off,as we are continuing, I want to tell you that I,am a type that likes to bring flowers to my lady, sing romantic songs for her wine and dine her and make sure that she is alright.Yet, the last time I was with someone, it was really beautiful, unfortunately things couldn,t work due to a negative factor which cause us to separeate,abd the reason was she had to go back home for emmergency.So, it was good while it last, then again I should be able to let you know a few things, these are things that you might had a chance to experience or not,yet not to bragg I don,t like to cheat and I don,t deal with cheaters, that the reason why I mention one man woman.So, what do you think do I hit home so far if not send your feedbacks we can always dialoguing about it,and yes I,am a liberated guy, is that a guy you always wanted to be with if not I,am really sorry but guess what, I have an open option just for you,how about that!later beautiful I,ll talk to you when you send me back your lines,ciao - hey!Guys this message is for the ladys,is that ok? thanks!
anson's comment about "Wicked Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Line" hi tamy my name is anson i'am 33 years old Hi my haitians princess i'm instrusted on you i'am single leave alon have a daughter she 18 month i will like to get to know you better i be infont of the pc w.for you
anson's comment about "Wicked Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Line" hi tamy my name is anson i'am 33 years old Hi my haitians princess i'm instrusted on you i'am single leave alon have a daughter she 18 month i will like to get to know you better i be infont of the pc w.for you
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