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You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer.
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Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine .
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Lets play house, you be the screandoor and I'll bang you all night long.
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What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.
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You ain't the hottest guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
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You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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Are we related? Do you want to be?
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I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
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Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
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If you were a buger I would pick you first.
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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
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Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
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There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
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I wonder what our children will look like.
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How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
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Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
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Would you like to see me naked ?
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What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
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Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.
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Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
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Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
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Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
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How are you this evening? I was standing over there and couldn't help but notice you were staring at my butt."
